I used to call them finals…but that would mean I was done with something.  Turns out I have years to go. 

Years.

I decree from now on they will be exams.  Finals shall not be uttered again. 

Let it be done….

 

 

 

UPDATE:

I am truly more amazing than I thought.  California has removed “the word that shall never be spoken” from all of its thousands of pages of code.  Yes exam is there, but “that word which brings death to your family” has actually been removed.  Just think, if I can get “the word that will get you put in pound you in the ass prison” removed from California codes so quickly what else can I do?  Is this like three wishes?  Does that count as my first wish, or was that just to prove I actually had three wishes?

Crap…

 

Time to move

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