Spent time with some friends the other day.  What looks boring, and kinda gay was actually a lot of fun.  The best part…when the evening was about to turn from sausage stew to fish and sausage stew, everyone got tired and went to bed.  AWESOME!!!  I jest…we should enjoy whatever spa, and or pool time we have.  California is making it harder and more expensive to sit around in a jacuzzi with a bunch of dudes.

 

In 2007 they started the Swimming Pool and Safety Act

115922.  (a) Commencing January 1, 2007 whenever a building permit is issued for construction of a new swimming pool or spa, or any building permit is issued for remodeling of an existing pool or spa, at a private, single-family home, it shall be equipped with at least one of the following seven drowning prevention safety features:
   (1) The pool shall be isolated from access to a home by an enclosure that meets the requirements of Section 115923.
    (2) The pool shall incorporate removable mesh pool fencingthat meets American Society for Testing and Materials (ASTM) Specifications F 2286 standards in conjunction with a gate that is self-closing and self-latching and can accommodate a key lockable device.
   (3) The pool shall be equipped with an approved safety pool coverthat meets all requirements of the ASTM Specifications F 1346 .
    (4) The residence shall be equipped with exit alarms on those doors providing direct access to the pool.
    (5) All doors providing direct access from the home to the swimming pool shall be equipped with a self-closing, self-latching device with a release mechanism placed no lower than 54 inches above
the floor.
    (6) Swimming pool alarms that, when placed in pools, will sound upon detection of accidental or unauthorized entrance into the water.  Which includes surface motion, pressure, sonar, laser, and infrared type alarms. For purposes of this article, “swimming pool alarms” shall not include swimming protection alarm devices designed for individual use, such as an alarm attached to a child that sounds when the child
exceeds a certain distance or becomes submerged in water.
   (7) Other means of protection, if the degree of protection
afforded is equal to or greater than that afforded by any of the
devices set forth above,

 

I believe a “sausage stew” is a natural right…granted to us by god.  Those who attempt to steal the rights granted by god are hippies…and hippies don’t bathe.  Yes, they don’t bathe, which is why they make such an effort to hinder our god given right to jacuzzi.

 

Time to stew