Georgia isnt all just hicks in the sticks…No sir.  Sitting at a salt misted table peeling and eating shrimp, drinking beer, and listening to a local beach musician.  Whats that?  Oh thats right…while I was shooting oysters, and sipping margaritas California was having tornado’s.  Freakin tornado’s. 

Yeah, while the winds were blowin in California I was eating more bacon in one sitting than the country of Israel consumes in one year, cause bacon is staple around these parts.  The only major export in Georgia other than bacon is country girls, which a quick image search will show have quite a reputation on the internet.  Wait?…so what if their jewish there.  They dont eat pork?  OH…I get it, your making a joke.  Funny.  To think someone doesnt eat bacon…thats so absurd. 

 

Time to laugh