We are flying high right now over black…stuff…with uh?…yellow lights?, and uh? More black stuff?

 

My internal compass tells me I shouldn’t eat Mexican food before flying, and that it doesn’t know where we are either.

Speaking of which, all this mid air solitude has left me to ponder…

If you fart in a full plane, and everyone’s asleep,

Did it ever really happen?

 

I argue that it did not

 

 

PS…I swear if you type fart in the yahoo search (unfiltered) that picture is top 12