At Starbucks, not much, but clearly “what’s Crackin” at Starbucks are some of the customers.  I just watched a guy try to boil the skin off his finger by repeatedly sticking it into boiling hot coffee.  Now I know he doesnt have congenital insensitivity to pain with anhidrosis, or CIPA because everytime he dunked his finger he kinda screamed to himself.

What happened to the times when “Whats Crackin?” was a greeting intended to facilitate a response of general current occurrences, or what was currently going on the persons life.  Now when you ask “Whats Crackin?” most people just point at someone.  Never at me though…Crack, sir is beneath me.  I prefer to huff deck stain, but I only huff responsibly.

Would you believe crackin isnt referred to once in any of the California Codes.  And crack is only used once in reference to drugs.

California Government Code

15029.  (a) The Crack Down Task Force Program is hereby created
within the Department of Justice with responsibility for
establishing, conducting, supporting, and coordinating crack down
task forces composed of state and local law enforcement agencies
targeting the investigation and apprehension of the Colombian
cartel-street gang cocaine networks.

Look at that…A double entente.  Why it would seem the state has a sense of humor.  I got one of my.  I broke a g string while fingering a minor.  Whats that?  A guitar?…OH yeah! thats what it means.  Guitar….yeeeesss.

Time to Study

P.S. It always seems references to drugs boasts my readership….what arent you people telling me?